LazyF*cks tracks 30+ exercises with your phone camera, roasts you when you slack, and blocks TikTok/Instagram until you finish your reps. No sensors, no cloud — just sweat, sarcasm, and accountability.
No more excuses. No more "I'll start tomorrow." Just results.
Pushups, squats, sit-ups, lunges, planks, jumping jacks, burpees, mountain climbers... all tracked automatically with your phone camera.
Open Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube? Pay with pushups, squats, or burpees first. Doomscrolling isn't free anymore.
Skip workouts? Get roasted. Slack off? Expect sarcasm. Weekly story recaps narrated like David Attenborough, Gordon Ramsay, or Morgan Freeman.
Trainers can record form → app checks students. Friends can challenge each other in roast battles & ghost races.
Gentle chair exercises, fall-prevention routines, and posture fixes for desk workers — suggested by Reddit.
No sensors, no cloud, no subscriptions. Works with Apple Vision & ML Kit. Your data stays on your phone.
"This is a super great idea that solves a fairly common problem."— Top Reddit Comment
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Join thousands who are getting fit through tough love and accountability.